Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s dicks taste funny!
Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? – A: A Bloodhound.
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.Imagine the trademarks:Nike Condoms: – Just do It Toyota Condoms: – Oh what a feeling Ford Condoms: – The ride of your life Sony Condoms: –
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says “I want my $20 million.”To which the man replied, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way.We give you a million today, and then you’ll get
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? – A: So that they didn’t have to bend down to pet it.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn.I hope the dog that’s running free, Doesn’t see that little part of me, Many precautions I must take, To keep