Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of Irish whisky he had.The clerk replied “Heck no sister, you nuns and aren’t supposed to drink that stuff!”The nun said “Well my son it is not for us you see, it is for
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was “driving her buggy!”
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at hismother and says “Look Momma, I’m a white boy.” His mother slaps him hardon the face and says “Boy, go show your
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer.He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place.”Well,” said the demon, “the kegs all have holes in the bottoms,
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!