A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.”Black pepper, or white pepper?” asked the concierge.”Toilette pepper!”
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Q: Why does a dog wag it’s tail? – A: No one else will do it for them
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He shouted, “Damn, missed again.”The nun, shocked, warned him “God will get you for that.”The next hole the same thing occurred. After the priest screamed “Damn It! Missed again” the nun repeated
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a “Teethbrush”.
Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? – A: The Outside.