An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying “I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork…Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi said, “I must tell the truth. Yes, I have,
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The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the elections,you’ve got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.””I don’t know, what would I wear?””Don’t worry, I’ll send you a dressmaker””But I only eat kosher food””Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you
Small girl: I’d buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.” “Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.” Nodding emphatically,
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how