How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion.

How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape.

Do you like web jokes? Yes – they’re e-larious!

Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I’m part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site

PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes, but I’m not wild about it.