A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?”She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked”Can i help you sir?”Our man said “Yes, I would like to change my name.””What is your current name?” asked the clerk.”Martin Arsehole,” replied the man.The clerk laughed, and said “I can
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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed
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