A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!” They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. “Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done”.Quote from the Boss… “I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.”A motivational sign at work: The beatings
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? A: Free Parking.Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work? A: Sole use of the elevator.Q: What do you do with an
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in and is turned down flat because he does not meet their “standards.” So he enrolls in the finest schools to learn the art of being culturally rich. Moshe learns to cook the finest of foods, appreciate