One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw this yellow frog. Touched by his sadness, the witch asked why he was crying.”Sniff. None of the other frogs will let
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.The Irishman said “Let’s all go to O’Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guiness.”The Italian said “That sounds good, but if we go
A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said, “But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. Iam tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. Ithink the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people2,000 years
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar. “Bartender,” he says, “give that lady whatever she likes, and put it on my tab.”When the drink is delivered, the woman gives Berkowitz a warm smile. Amoment later