Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn’t know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
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A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying outa circumcision in the on-site surgery. As they were walking, they hearda scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl’s
Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by on a rowboat shouted up an invitation to row to safety with