Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substance and the darkness wasupon the face of the workers and they spoke among themselves,saying… “It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.” And the workers went unto
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A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one of their daughters, who looked very much as though she were planning to marry a Gentile boy. Everyone was disturbed about it, and Icould not help interrupting. “Why not?” said I. “Let her marry a Gentile
Q: What’s a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.