A local priest and pastor stood by the side
of
the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! Turn
yourself
around now before it’s too late!”

They planned to
hold up the sign to each passing car.

“Leave us alone you
religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he
sped by.

From around
the curve they heard a big splash. “Do you think,” said
one clergy
to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says
‘bridge
out’ instead?”