Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses “I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days.” and Moses says “Yeah sure.” So Jesus gets up and says “I think I’ll walk on the water, that was always
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll fix it.”
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mouse.He looked around for a place to hide,’Till the folks were all asleep,Then said he, “With their moneyI’ll take a quiet sneak.”So under the bed the burglar
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?