Jesus and Moses
are sitting in a boat
fishing and Jesus says to Moses “I
want to do a miracle so we can
feel like the good old days.” and Moses
says “Yeah sure.” So Jesus
gets up and says “I think I’ll walk on
the
water, that was always
a good one.” So Jesus walks over to the edge of
the
boat, steps
into the water, and sinks like a stone. Moses drags Jesus
back

into the boat and revives him. Moses then says “What’s the problem?”

and
Jesus says, “I think its the holes in my feet!”