Several years ago, the
Catholic Church
required women to wear a head
covering in order to enter the
sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived
without her head covering. The priest
informs her that she
cannot enter without it.
A few moments
later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to
her head. The
shocked priest says, “Madam, I cannot allow you to
enter this holy place
without your wearing a blouse.”
“But Father, I have a divine
right,” she informs.
“Yes, I see. And your left one isn’t bad either, but
you still must
wear a blouse to enter *this* church!” he
insists.