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Confession at Catholic Church

An old man named Gus walks into a Catholic church for a confession. The priest pulls back the window, and Gus says:”Forgive me father, for I have sinned” The Catholic priest says: “Tell me your confession, my son….” Gus explains: “I am 75 years old, and I have recently started

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Divine Right

Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrivedwithout her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied toher head. The

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Several years ago,

Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to

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A man is

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. “A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd—-no priest, no minister, no man of

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