Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends.
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !
Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on. “So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie huh?” “Naw”, says the neighbor. “Ah’s jes’ stockin’ the bunker now, ‘cuz if I did it
Will He Win ? by Betty Wont
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks “this guy doesn’t know the difference,” so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender I said 12-year old
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house. Over Cappuccino and Viennese pastries, she suddenly burst out crying.Her friend begged her to share what was wrong.”Oh, it’s just terrible,” she wailed. “Today the doctor
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message “He’s lying” was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn’t telling the truth. Believing