Jim sees his neighbor out back building

a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas

generator and so on. “So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie
huh?”
“Naw”, says the neighbor. “Ah’s jes’ stockin’ the bunker
now,
‘cuz if I did it any other time, people’d think ah’s
nuts.”