Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.

Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !

Is it good to drink witch’s brew? Yes, it’s very newt tricious!

Witch l: “How do you manage to stay in shape?” Witch 2: “I get a lot of hexercise.”