*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes. ***************************************************************A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.He wanted to make sure they understood
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she began, “I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate withme, touch me, or even talk to me. Can you help?” “Why, certainly! Helping people feel much betterabout themselves is my area of expertise. I canstart
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.
Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle”
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to worry about,” the psychiatrist consoled. “Many peopleare fond of animals.As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are veryattached to.””But, doctor,” continued the troubled patient, “I feel, ummm… *physically* attracted
Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!