A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes werethe dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.”Were these dishes ever washed?” he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.She replied, “Of
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.””But you see I’m alive ,” smiled the friend. “Impossible,” said the psychiatrist. “The man who told me is much more reliable than you.”
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?” The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure.” The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, “Dad, why
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for
Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:a. When a heroic dog dies to save it’s masterb. The moment
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have come for an examination,” said the young girl.”Alright,” said the doctor. “Go behind that curtain andtake your clothes off.””No, not me,” said the girl. “it’s my old aunt here.””Very well,” said the doctor. “Madam, stick out