The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, “Never mind, I’ll do it myself,” and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, “Now what are you mad about?” says, “If you don’t know I’m not going to tell you.”
First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can’t make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.
Igloo Building by S Keemo
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we’ll give it to you on your way out.
Old English Churches by Beverley Minster