How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: “Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I’m not eating is
One woodworm met another. “How’s life?” she asked. “Oh, same as usual,” he replied, “boring.”
Mega Bites by Amos Quito
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you ever had it before?”
Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesn’t mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn’t complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will sit patiently and wait by the phone. A modem comes with an instruction
Collection Litter by Phil D Basket