At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. “Honey,” she said to her husband, “when I get my way, that’s a compromise.” “What is it when I get my way?” he was quick to ask. She replied, “That’s a miracle!”
What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !
Catching Criminals by Hans Upp
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend – “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said,”Don’t move — I’ll be right back.”When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in amazement, “How did you get that in your mouth,
A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husband’s trucking line office. She answered a phone call from a trucker asking for directions to the terminal. After a short conversation, he said he could hardly wait to meet her. “I just know you are small, blond
Keep on Trying by Percy Vere