Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the worst age to be,” announced the 60 year old. “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!” “Ah, that’s nothing,” said the
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, “Used regularly,” he explained, “pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!””Now wait a minute, professor,” interrupted
Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age.
First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.
Adding Up by Juan & Juan
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?” 5. People no
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.