Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man’s supper and began whining and jumping up at him. “Do you mind if I throw him a bit?” said
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will not aim for the head.I will not barf unless I’m sick.I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher’s lounge. I will not conduct my own fire drills.Funny noises
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cashwithout leaving their vehicle. (Other accounts can also utilisethis facility) Male and Female procedures have been tailored tobest reflect the behaviors of those particular groupings.PROCEDURE FOR MALE CUSTOMERS:1. Drive up to the
yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So Joe takes out a picture.Bill says, “What are you talking about?Thats not your aunt!Thats a picture of a fish!”Joe says, “Well sure it is… It’s my aunt Chovy!”