Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.

What “bus” crossed the ocean? Columbus.

Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!

Janet: What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.