After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. “What’s the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: “that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home…I just want her to stay with
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like, “Excuse me…oops, never mind. I didn’t see your sign.”It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection.”Sergeant-Major!” the colonel shouted.”Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave.””Yessir,” the Sgt. Major replied.A few months later the same thing occurred with the same man.”Sergeant-Major! Give this man another 30 dayscompassionate home leave,”
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re screwed!
A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard. “I always knew God would take care of us,” said the composed five year old daughter of the
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!