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A whole family

A whole family was caught in
a small boat
during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed
to
safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard.

“I
always knew God would take care of us,” said the composed five
year
old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home.

“I like
to hear you say that,” beamed the mother. “Always remember
that God
is in His heaven watching over us.”

“Oh, I wasn’t talking
about THAT God,” the five year old
interrupted. “I was talking about
the COAST God.”