One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the best programmer. God was chosen to be the judge.Jesus and Satan got 10 hours to create the best program they could for the PC.When 10 hours had past, the power suddenly went out, and all the
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel’s home for an evening of bridge. The Lieutenant was partnered with the Colonel’s wife and vice versa. After many hands, theLieutenant excused himself to use the toilet, but accidentally left the door
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way…. but was > > very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for > > the highly prized shoes.
Son to his father as they watch television: “Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel.”
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to hold the bulb, and three to drink till the room spins!!
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St. New York, NY 05016Dear Sir:This letter is in response to your recent letter requesting a more detailed explanation concerning my recent internment at Methodist Hospital. Specifically, you asked for an expansion in reference to Block 21(a)(3)
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman. They finally decide to send one private on vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell themall about it. After a week the private comes