It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away at a piece ofiron with a sledgehammer. Another young ladysaw her and asked, “What are you doing?”The first one answered, “I’m making socks andsweater for some soldier boy!”
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on
Little Johnny’s class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, “it was so nice of you to put my
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a park area. She sped up. Suddenly, she was pulled over by a park ranger. She decided to see if she could be cute and get herself out of a speeding ticket. When the officer approached her
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.The brain said “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”The eyes said “I see everything and let the rest of you know where
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base’scorridor floors, and asked him,”Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?”Private Duncan replied, “Sure.”The Corporal turned red. He said, “That’s no way to address asuperior officer! Now let’s try
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars