I hope you’re not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn’t get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.
Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line. The first little baby says, “Ugh, look at this – my mom just bought strained plums!” The second baby says, “You think that’s bad – my mom just bought strained peas!”
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
I hear you’ve been tracing your ancestors on the internet… Yes – and it’s a mammoth task!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.”A German doctor said “That’s nothing! In Germany, we can take a
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.