There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line. The first little baby says, “Ugh, look at this – my mom just bought strained plums!” The second baby says, “You think that’s bad – my mom just bought strained peas!” And the third baby says… “You think you guys got it bad?How would you like to share a breast with a guy that smokes cigars!”