New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The lack of an alphabet meansthe Chinese cannot use “acronyms”; thus, they cannot communicatetheir ideas at a faster rate.
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through it out of the window !!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member of the Rolling Stones says, “Hey you! Get off my cloud!” The Scot says, “Hey McCloud, get off my ewe!”
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation. Just as a figure skater’s rate of spin increaseswhen the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of talltrees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there was something that I had to know. His look and his tone I will always
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn’t get wet! Why not? Because it wasn’t raining!