Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That’s nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling…coming closer…closer…Boy #1: Gosh! What’d she do?Boy #2: She moved away from the cage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, “Hey! Cut it out, all right!”The rear
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms of Hydrogen to theStar System at the top of the list, cross off that starsystem, then put your Star System at the bottom of thelist and send it to 100 other Star Systems. Withinone-tenth
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? “A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year” !
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One day she announced to him that she was pregnant with his child. The doctor gave her enough money to fly to California and live their until the child was born. He gave her instructions to send
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom’s best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.”Well,” replied the man, “When we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go