A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would like a loan of ?30,000 please.” he asks the clerk, whose name is Patrick Whack. “Thirty thousand pounds? That’s a lot of money, you know.” says Paddy, “You’ll need a collateral for that amount of money.””That’s
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.The CIA goes in. They place animal informants
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure changeoutside your eardrums unbalances other people’s ear pressures, sothey must yawn to even it all out.
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don’t feed it !
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool.Runners-up: [AP, Mammoth Lakes] A San Anselmo man died yesterday when he hit a lift tower at the Mammoth