A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said: Why are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway. I know he replied, I thought I saw her move!
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.” The second lady chimed in, “Yes,
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop.”Oh no!” cried the brunette. “Is he following me?””Yep,” replied the blonde.”I’m going to drive down this little side road, okay?” said the brunette.”Yep,” replied the blonde.”Is the cop still following me?””Yep.””Is his lights on?””Yep, nope,
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don’t smell anything.”The doctor examines her, and then says, “You need an operation.”She asks, “On my vagina?”He says, “No. On your nose!”
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love me?3…Do I look fat?4…Do you think she is prettier than me?5…What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the