* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too. But like… who cares? * I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them. * Next mood swing: 6 minutes. * I hate everybody, and you’re next. * Please don’t make me kill you. * And
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s chemistry.If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said “Who owns the big white horse outside?”The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, “I do… Why?”The cowboy looked at
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:1. From a Southwest Airlines employee…. “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,because the general speed and health of