The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t quit the game.
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony, can you tell me where in the world America is placed on this map? Tony shows him America. Geography Teacher: Now, Lisa, can you tell me the name of the guy who discovered America? Lisa: Tony
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.So he called on a female angel and sent her to Earth for a time.When she returned she told God,
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the butteredside facing down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to theback of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above theground,
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, “You have to take a Breathalyzer test.” The guy says, “I can’t. I have asthma, and it’ll start me on a coughing fit.”The cop says, “Then I have to give you a blood test.” The guy