I wouldn’t say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her Hug her Send her flowers Wine and dine her Listen to her Care for her Hold her Support herHow to Impress a Man:Show up naked….. with beer.
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. “Who is that babe?” one said to the other. “I’d sure like to get her spread out on my sheets.” “No you wouldn’t,” said the other. “She’s hung like a doughnut.”
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun getting into Hell.7. You can’t fail out of Hell.6. At least you can sleep in Hell.5. Hell is forever, college just seems like it.4. People smile in Hell.3. You only have to sell your soul to
I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty’s skin deep then they were was born inside out!
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in the oval office!