A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to “come out of the closet.” His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was busying herself stirring
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.” Drum on every available surface. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. Staple papers in the middle of the page. Ask 800 operators for dates. Produce a rental video
I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his staff.
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does it take to change a flat tire? A: Five. One to seal the inner tube and four to club the seal. ——————— Q: What is the definition of mass confusion ? A: Father’s day in Harlem!
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & askswhat he’s doing. “I’m leaving !” he replies. “They justmade homosexuality legal.””So why leave now ?” queries his roomie. “Gays havebeen part of the scene here for years and years.””Yeah, I know.”