FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics department:A child was born with both male and female organs.A penis and a brain!
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay bar, but he decides, “What the heck, I really want a drink.” So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, “What’s the name of your penis?” The guy says, “Look,
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”4. Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society..DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodka.” The barman says “Wow! you must have had one really bad day.” “Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.” The next day the same guy came into
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, “I didn’t know I had one of THOSE!”2. Enter the stall, fully clothed. Do not undress and make sure you clothes get all wet & soapy. Complain when leaving the bathroom that your shirt tends to