Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying”Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage.I Had A Miscarriage.” He runs into the woods to see what is going on.
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess ready yet? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the sand with their feet. One happens to kick a lamp that islying buried in the sand. He pick it up and starts to clean it off.All of a sudden a Genie comes out of the lamp.Genie,
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference
Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think… all this time, I have been eating mine plain!