New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:1… Combating Stupidity2… You, Too, Can Do Housework3… PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut4… How to Fill an Ice Tray5… We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money6… Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.Shortly, he received this reply,”For
Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I’m back in the right row!
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams, “HEY, what the FUCK are you guys doing?! “.. and one of the guys says, “the sign says: FIRST COME, FIRST
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perch on my window sill. He sang a song so lovely So carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles, Began to slip away. He sang of far off places, Of laughter and
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail.Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school.After the first day, the boy’s parents were surprised when he walked in