Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean ‘Ghoul-di-locks’!
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He glances down, sees a snail there and being the conscientious gardener he is, tosses the snail across the road, into a field, away from his property.Ten years go by, and one day the man hears a
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is not considered a viable human being until after graduation from medical or law school.—————– Q: What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A: One less drunk!—————– Q: Why are
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm. He knocks on the door and the farmerappears. “Excuse me sir, but my car broke down about a mile downthe road, and I was wondering if you had a place I could stay,just until morning, and
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese peoplebombed our Pearl Habour, get
Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you’d better watch out… there’s a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets.
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks to speak to Mr. Taylor, his lawyer.The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but Mr. Taylor died last week.” The man says nothing and hangs up the phone.The next day he calls the office and again asks for