1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.3…My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.4…To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.5…Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.6…I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha7…Illiterate? Write For Help8…If Sex Is A Pain
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That’s Little Red Robin Hood’!
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.” – Dolly Parton “I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I’ve done my job.” – Roseanne “My husband
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her. So in her desperation she went to see a sex doctor, named Dr.
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them got an idea, saying “I know, let’s play swords!””Play swords?” asked the other. “How?” “Simple. Whip it out, smackit till it’s hard, and we both whack’em together like swords.”So they did, and they were running up
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.