Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to moan.
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: “What does the cow say?”Child: “Moo!”Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”Child: “Meow.”Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A:
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, “If you wish to save your marriage, you’d better be a little boulder.”
Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town.
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.