A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, “Joe’s mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.” “Well,” replied the man, “she must have had
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one leg. One stocking on the other leg, and between the two I make a living.”
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife. The storekeeper said he knew exactly what would please her and took a little bird out of its cage.”This is Chet,” he said, “and Chet can sing Christmas carols and songs.” Seeing the look of
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does this bar serve lawyers?””Of course we do,” replied the bartender.”Great,” said the man, “I’d like a beer… and give me a lawyer for my gator.”
A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies, “Don’t take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes.”