One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there. “NOOO!” he
It’s not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: “Time stands still when I look into your eyes.” The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, “You have a face that would stop a
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste like that.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods…Cats have never forgotten this.Here’s proof that Cats are smarter than dogs…You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is the new Miracle Cat Diet! This diet will also work on humans! Except for cats that eat like people — such as getting lots
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Tommy,” replied the second. “My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Billy. Tommy replied, “My