Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water. Pool filters “do not like Jell-O!”A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.Garbage bags do
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp. 3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat. 4. The Zookeeper always wants
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It’s still your turn!
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, “Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!” The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew that they were going to go upstairs for a bit(to do their little freaky thing).One day Scott got curious to what they were doing up there, so the next time they said
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should be let into heaven.The doctor said “Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.”The second doctor was a little worried when his turn came. He said, “I haven’t won any prizes, but I’ve started