Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president’s spouse, Bill Clinton.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and 8 cars
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.”I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says.”You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.””Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, “Are they relatives of yours?” “Yes,” his wife